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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dale Vader Chapter 6

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dale Vader Chapter 6

WARNING: Since many of you want to know who is Obi-Wan in Dale’s dream, get ready to be shocked.

In his dream, Dale dreamt of more things that he did as Anakin. He dreamt that he drank beer with his Jedi pals, outside of the Jedi temple. Bill was Mace Windu. As you all know, John Redcorn was Yoda, Cotton (Hank’s Dad) was Obi-Wan, and for some weird reason, Hank was Luke Skywalker.

They all just drank beer and had fun conversations. Meanwhile, Nancy had C-3PO and R2-D2 watch over her, while Dale was gone. Bobby was C-3PO and he did many funny things as the yellowish-goldish robot. On the other hand, Joseph was R2, but R2 looked a lot cooler. He was like Han Solo, but yet he could equip weapons, or tools to get out of tight spots.

“Do you still remember the times we had as student and teacher Master?” Dale asked. “Yeah, I remember disciplining your ass.” Cotton replied. “I remember makin you do a million push-ups.” he added. Then Dale reminisced on the push ups he did for Cotton, and while he did them, Cotton yelled at him like crazy, just to motivate him. “Yeah, those were good days.” Dale stated. “Now drop down and give me twenty.” Cotton stated sarcastically.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: tale of the dang ol golden arm man Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: tale of the dang ol golden arm man Chapter 1

ever wanted to learn
how to speak “boomhauer-ese” (which is my term for his
mumbing)? well, the trick is to say what you’re trying to say, but
repeated throw in the phrases “talkin’ ” and “dang
ol'”, and end it with “man”. which is how you can
translate his story.

reviews wanted, flames
not. enjoy!

“All right, that’s
it.” Dale aimed carefully and squeezed the trigger, sending a
bullet in the direction of seemingly nothing.

“The government
thinks they can send mosquitoes equipped with microscopic spy cameras
to keep twenty-four-seven surveillance on me,” he said proudly,
mocking the government that in all honesty didn’t give a hang
about him. “Well they’re wrong.”

“Dammit, Dale,”
Hank sighed. “Don’t waste our ammo.”

“You wouldn’t think
it’s such a waste if the FBI came to drag me off for knowing too
much. I take out their trained spy bugs, and they have nothing on
me.”

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Tying Knots Chapter 5

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Tying Knots Chapter 5

Chapter 5

Sug
Nancy touched Dales arm gently.

Dale was
silent for a moment and then he spoke. 13 years

Sug
Nancy repeated.

Ive
just got one question for you right now Nancy

What is
that?

Dale looked
at her seriously in the eye and said, Is that baby in your womb
mine?

Yes,
Dale, it is.

Okay.
Just making sure. He walked off into their bedroom. Nancy followed
him and sat at the foot of the bed beside him.

Now sug,
I know youre upset

13
years he repeated. You went that long without telling me.
Why didnt you just tell me?

You know
how hard that would be to tell my husband that my son has another
father?

I
wouldve much rather you told me years ago. It wouldnt have hurt
as muchEveryone knew, didnt they? This whole time.

Umyes,
sug, she looked down.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dale Vader Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dale Vader Chapter 1

KOTH/King
of the Hill

Episode:
Dale Vader

Id like to say that
I do not own King of the Hill, and that its my first Hill fic, so
I hope you all enjoy it.

Today was an ordinary
day. Hank and his friends, Dale, Boomhauer, and Bill were out at
Hanks fence doing their usual stuff, which was drinking beer.
Yup. Hank said. Yup. Dale added. Yup. Bill
continued. Uh hum. Boomhauer hummed.

I hope Arlen wins
again. Hank stated. I sure miss the good old days. He added.
His friends agreed. Then Bobby came and told his Dad some wonderful
news. Dad. Dad. George Lucas and the stars of Star Wars Episode
III, and all the original stars of the old Star Wars trilogy are
coming to Arlen, in order to promote the movie, and watch your
propane convention at Stricklands Propane. Bobby said
excitingly.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bowling Green Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bowling Green Chapter 3

King of the Hill

Bowling
Green

written by: Mr. Semaj

Act
III

Scene I – Pressure

Hank: “Dad,
what are you doing–?”

Cotton: “I’m
putting some zing back into my life! That’s what!”

“Your
double-crossing step-mother took half my belongings with her
following our divorce!”

Didi is seen across
the alley with G.H. in a stroller.

Didi: “Cotton,
let’s talk about–“

Cotton: “SHADDAP,
CUNT!”

Didi starts crying as
she runs away.

Cotton: “Your
coach is falling asleep at the wheel, because he’s a got-dang sissy!
He’d NEVER survive in Iraq!”

Hank: “But
Dad–“

Cotton: “SILENCE!
You’re dismissed! I’m the new coach of the Arlen Arbitrators!”

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: In Your Shoes Chapter 4

King Of The Hill Porn Story: In Your Shoes Chapter 4

In Your Shoes-Part 4

Hi! Here it is. Uh…can anyone tell me where I can find pictures of the actors/actresses that do the voices!

Suddenly, she felt dizzy. She found her way back to her seat, but that hadn’t helped much. She looked wildly for a bathroom. Finding her selected place, she sprinted toward it. Before she made it to the door, she started to feel the bile and other liquids rush up her throat. She hardly made it there before she started to throw up.

“Cotton is here, with Didi and G.H.” Bill said urgently, as he pointed toward the front receptionist desk. Hank got up, and walked to the desk. Cotton Hill was there, barely looking over the top. Didi was standing behind him, G.H. trying to get out of her hands.

“Dad, what are you doing here!” Hank asked as he watched his dad tare away his eyes at the showing cleavage of the receptionist.

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