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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Gribble Drabble – Chapter Two

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Gribble Drabble – Chapter Two

Nancy
switched the radio off the second the first love song came on. At
this time, she wanted to be lost in her own thoughts. Her husband did
not say much; he seemed to be deep in thought as well. When they
first set out, she had asked him where they where going, but he would
not tell her. She felt too tired to argue at that point, and just was
happy to be able to shut her eyes for a little while.

Maybe
Ill get lucky, and well go out some place close to the mall,
and I can shop while Dale doeswhatever.

But
Nancys hope of that was crushed, once they passed by the shopping
center. She sighed, and slid down in her seat. Dale was silent for a
moment; but then spoke.

Well
be there soon.

His
voice had symphony in it, and for the first time, Nancy thought that
maybe, just maybe he was being receptive to her.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Bobby’s Obsession – Chapter Two

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Bobby’s Obsession – Chapter Two

Hank Hill returned home from Strickland
Propane in a good mood.

“I’m home!” he called out.

“Hi Hank! How was work?”
asked Peggy.

“Great!” replied Hank.
“Where’s Bobby?”

“In his room reading.”
answered Peggy.

Hank sighed and headed to Bobby’s room.
“It better not be elves again.” he muttered. He opened the
door and saw Bobby laying on his bed reading.

“Whatcha reading there son?”
asked Hank.

“It’s this really cool action
series.” said Bobby.

“Is there fighting?” asked
Hank.

“Lot’s of it!” answered Bobby

“Is the main character a boy?”
asked Hank.

“Yeah.” replied Bobby.

“Keep up the good work son!”
said Hank, and left Bobby’s room.

However a few weeks later, Bobby’s
Naruto obsession had grown. He came home from the mall one day
wearing an interesting costume…

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Feminie Strength Chapter Three

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Feminie Strength Chapter Three

Feminine
Power-Part 3

Hello!
Um…sorry about the long wait. I wasn’t exactly sure where I was
going with this, and I’m still not too sure. I’ll give it a go, I
guess. Thank you, again, for my one and only reviewer (for this, at
least) Numbuh
484
!

Ooooh!
Light bulb lights up I just got an idea! Okay, go read!

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Dale
squinted his eyes, hunching over a large stack of papers, trying to
read his own small scribble of writing. The soft light wasn’t helping
him at all, so reaching up, he switched his light to a harsher glare,
then glanced back at his paper. He sighed in frustration, then
crumpled up the sheet. Late at night, he didn’t get his best ideas.

He
shuffled through the top papers, most of which were covered with
doodles of cigarettes, beer, cockroaches, and sad attempts at drawing
Nancy. Looking further back in his notebook, he found one that seemed
sensible. Taking a thumbtack, he pressed it into the soft but firm
cork of his bulletin board. It was covered with pictures of stick
figures getting splattered, run over, embarrassed, and killed. None
of his ideas so far, though, were good enough to try on Joy.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Bobbys Life Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Bobbys Life Chapter 1

King
of the Hill: Bobbys Life

DISCLAIMER: The
following is a work of fan fiction, incorporating characters or
situations created by Mike Judge or belonging to Fox. This work is
not presented for profit, nor may it be redistributed without consent
of the author. I do not claim ownership or profit from these
characters or situations, and use them under the fair-use rights
provisions of copyright law

Bobby was going to
start the sixth grade. Hank was starting a new job at the propane
inc. Hanks wife Peggy was lazy and sat in bed all day. At 2:30
Bobby was on his way home from school and Hank drove up and said,
Get in the truck I will drive you home.

Bobby got in the truck.
When Bobby got home Peggy had dinner waiting on the table.

Peggy said, How was
your day Bobby?

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 2

Chapter 2

When the
time came for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006, Phil had the mower fixed. He
took his truck all the way to Arlen with Tyler and Joe. Finally, he
arrived at the race track, which was the same place where Hank raced
his mower years before.

Well,
here we are, Phil said, unloading his tractor.

Good
thing you were able to fix it, commented Tyler.

Just
then, Phil, Tyler, and Joe saw four men walking their way. It was
Hank and the others! Hank walked forward. Are you our
competitors? he asked.

Yes,
we are, Phil said. Technically I am, though. Allow me to
introduce myself. My name is Phil Harris, Jr., and Im a diesel
mechanic.

Im
Hank Hill, and I sell propane and propane accessories, Hank said.
Hank and Phil then shook hands. Is that your pit crew?

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 3

King
of the Hill

A
Connie & Luanne Episode

Skip
to My Lu My Darling

Written
by Mr. Semaj

Act
III

Scene
I Trouble Ahead

At a local toy
store, children and their parents start to ignore the Manger Babies
merchandise on the shelves.

At Rainey Street,
Boomhauer and Bill are standing dejectedly in the alley, as they both
had a pretty slow week.

Plans for the next
Manger Babies episode is put on hiatus.

Luanne and Patterson
meet in the living room later that week.

Luanne: And so, Mr. Patterson, the changes weve made are
not going well with audiences.

Patterson: I see where this is going. All those damn
sitcoms have built a natural immunity against the new guy.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: The Come back of Anthony Page Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: The Come back of Anthony Page Chapter 1

King
of the Hill

The
Return of Anthony Page

Story

Hello, this is Hank
Hill.

You were probably
expecting a three-part story about me and a certain twig boy.

I saved everybody the
trouble of reading yet another long, sad story of how I get
needlessly harassed by family, friends, and people that I dont
even know. It happens to me a lot. Remember the chainsaw episode? And
when everyone thought Ladybird and I were racist?

So, I took care of it
in a manner that Im not in liberty to discuss.

(hides blood-stained
axe)

Now, perhaps people can
think twice before they get too far underneath someones skin.

Remember, folks: Taste
the meat, not the heat.

Thanks for reading.

Bye!

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling – Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling – Chapter 2

King of the Hill

A Connie & Luanne Episode

Skip to My Lu My Darling

Written by Mr. Semaj

Act II

Scene I Former Owner

Luanne and Patterson meet Reverend Stroup in her office that day to confirm this sudden revelation. Reverend Stroup reads some documents laying out Pattersons priorities on the puppets.

Reverend Stroup: Gee, it looks like this man is telling the truth, Luanne.

Patterson: That is right. I had to surrender the poor marionettes back in 1964 to save some personal finances.

But forty-plus years later, I hear that Patterson Puppets have found new life in the form of a Christian puppet show, which I think is adorable. And as the original owner of these commodities, I would like a fair share of wealth from their newly-discovered recognition.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Bobbys Confession Chapter Two

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Bobbys Confession Chapter Two

Chapter
2

Two
security officers went up to Hank. Excuse me, sir, but well
have to ask to see your merchandise, an officer said.

Excuse
me, sir, but I can assure you that I have not stolen a got-dang
thing. I paid for every item in that shopping cart, Hank said,
pointing his finger at the cart. The officers looked over it anyway
to make sure everything was paid for.

All
the items in your cart are clear, the other officer said, but I
dont know why that alarm went off.

It
went off when that fat kid walked through, the first officer said.
The Hills and the officers looked at Bobby. Did you steal
anything, son?

Nuh-uh,
Bobby lied. He started sweating. He knew he was in trouble now.

Well,
were going to have to check your person to make sure, the other
officer said. He took his scanner and scanned Bobby. Instantly, the
siren emitted. Both officers eyes widened. But their eyes grew
even wider when the scanner went off a second time! Okay, son,
take your shirt off. Bobby was slow and reluctant to do so,
especially with Hank and Peggy watching him. Do you understand
me, boy? Take off your shirt. Bobby still didnt move.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Witness Out for Peggy Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Witness Out for Peggy Chapter 1

King
of the Hill

A
Connie & Luanne Episode

Watch
Out for Peggy!

Written by
Mr. Semaj

Act
I

Scene I
Car Accident

Hank
and Peggy are driving in the car.

Hank:
So I hear youre being promoted at the Arlen Bystander this
week?

Peggy:
Yep, Hank. I personally wrote the article you may have read in the
newspaper. But I forged one of the rookies names so I wont seem
so conceited.

Hank
laughs nervously.

Peggy:
You know, the Arlen Bystander is lucky to have someone like me. I
believe that most of the crime and unemployment rates are caused by
not enough people reading the newspaper. But I got an aggressive
advertising campaign ahead

Peggy
continues lecturing Hank, while neglecting to pay attention to the
road.

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