King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bills New Wife Chapter 5

Chapter
5: The World Finds Out

In the
middle of the night, a thunderstorm began to take place over Arlen.
It caused loud bangs of thunder that woke up several of the citizens.
Among these was Luanne. She ran over to the Hills house because
she was frightened by the storm. Luanne rang the doorbell several
times until Hank showed up at the door.

Luanne?
What brings you here at this hour? Hank asked, sounding tired.

I got
scared by the storm and I wondered if I could stay here with you and
Aunt Peggy, Luanne said.

Sure,
I guess, Hank said. Come on in.

Luanne
walked inside and noticed that there was a blanket on the sofa.
Uncle Hank, are you sleeping on the sofa? Luanne asked.

Yes,
why? Hank said.

Im
just wondering why you arent sleeping with Aunt Peggy, she
said.

Well,
Peggys been mad at me lately, so she didnt want me to sleep
with her tonight, Hank said, getting under the blanket on the
sofa.

Im
sorry about that, Uncle Hank, Luanne said. She went down the hall
and went to the door to Hank and Peggys bedroom. She heard deep
breathing and motion from behind the door. It sounded like there was
someone else in the room with Peggy! Luanne cautiously opened the
door and jumped back in shock when she saw Bill and Peggy practically
welded together! Mr. Dauterive? Luanne said.

Bill
jerked off Peggy and scooted out of bed. I wasnt doing
anything! Dont look at me, though! Im naked! he said.

Mr.
Dauterive, just what were you doing with Aunt Peggy in bed? Luanne
wondered.

N-nothing,
Bill stuttered.

Oh,
Bill, be a man. Bill and I were making out, Peggy said.

Luanne
gave Bill a nasty look. Is that true, Mr. Dauterive? Bill
blushed and timidly nodded. Luanne didnt look so disgusted
anymore. Aunt Peggy, Mr. Dauterive, could you make room for one
more? I came over because I was scared of the storm.

Well,
I dont know Peggy started.

Sure,
Luanne! The more the merrier! Bill said. Peggy scooted over a
little bit, and then Bill got back in bed and moved closer to Peggy.
Then, Luanne got undressed and joined them in bed. This is fun,
Bill said, looking at Peggy and Luanne.

Suddenly,
there was a bang of lightning. Mr. Dauterive, could you hold me?
Im scared, Luanne said.

Aw,
sure honey, Bill said. He scooted closer to Luanne and gave her a
big, tight hug.

TIME
LAPSE 2 hours later

The
thunderstorm was still going strong. More and more citizens were
awakening by the horrifying thunder.

Bobby
woke up after hearing a clap of thunder that seemed only a few miles
away. AAH! he yelled. He sprang out of his bed in fright and
ran out to the hall where Hank and Peggys bedroom was. Mom!
Im scared of the thunder! he yelled. But he looked very
surprised when he noticed that his mother was not the only one in
bed.

In bed
with her were Mr. Dauterive and even Luanne! Bobby was too young to
understand what they were doing, so the only thing he said was, Mr.
Dauterive, were you and Luanne scared of the storm, too?

I
was, Luanne said. Until Bill made me relax.

Make
room for another? Im so scared of the thunder, Bobby said.

No,
Bobby, Peggy said. Were jam packed in here and weve all
got grown up things to do. Go to the living room to see if your
father will let you sleep there.

Theres
more people here to make me feel better, Bobby said, climbing into
bed next to Peggy.

Oh,
whats the use? Peggy said.

TIME
LAPSE The next morning, 9:00 am

Hank
woke up in the living room. He stood up from the sofa and looked in
the kitchen. Normally, Peggy was in there either washing dishes or
something else. She was not in the kitchen. Peggy? Peggy?
Where are you? Hank called. He did not hear anything. Maybe
shes still in bed, Hank said. He walked down the hall and
opened the door. He jumped back and screamed.

Luanne,
Bill, Peggy, and Bobby were all sleeping in bed together! To make
matters worse, they were all tightly clinging to one another. JUST
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? demanded Hank. The gang woke up
and looked nervously at Hank. They all scooted far apart from each
other. Hank turned to Bill. He had forgotten that Bill had come
over the night before. AND BILL, JUST WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU
DOING TO MY WIFE, LUANNE, AND POSSIBLY EVEN BOBBY? IM KICKING
YOUR FAT ASS!

Bill
jumped out of bed and ran out of the house with no clothes at all.
Hank followed him out the door and over to his house. Bill, you
dont EVER mess with my Peggy again! shouted Hank.

Meanwhile,
Dale, Nancy, and Boomhauer were hanging out at the fence. They
watched as Hank chased naked Bill over to his house. Thats the
spirit, Hank! shouted Dale. Finish him!

Boomhauer
chuckled. This is purdy dang ol funny, man, he said.
Talkin bout dang ol Bill getting chased by Hank, man.

The
Hills next door high-class Laotian neighbors, Kahn and Mihn
Souphanousinphone came out to see what the
excitement was. At this point, Hank and Bill were running in circles
in Bills front lawn. Bill was still naked, and Hank hadnt even
gotten out of his pajamas. Hey! Redneck neighbor Dauterive! Put
some clothes on! shouted Kahn. A few moments later, the
Souphanousinphones daughter, Connie stepped outside.

Kahn, Jr., get back in the house! There is a nude redneck being
chased by a propane salesman! Mihn ushered Connie back inside.

Hank and
Bill were wrestling in the garage when John Redcorn pulled up in his
jeep to Dale, Boomhauer, and Nancy. Hello, Nancy, Dale, and
Boomhauer, he said.

Hello,
John Redcorn, Nancy said.

Mr.
Redcorn, greeted Dale.

Yo,
man, Boomhauer said.

What
is all the excitement over at Bills house? John Redcorn asked.

Dang
ol Bill talkin bout slept with Peggy, man, Boomhauer said.

Yeah,
and Hanks about to tear Bill from limb to limb, Dale said.

Joseph
then was seen running from the Gribbles house. Mom, Dad,
whats going on? he asked.

Mr.
Hill is about to beat up Mr. Dauterive, sug, Nancy said.

Finally,
Hank managed to grab Bill, and he slapped him hard across the face.
Stay away from my wife! he shouted. Bill tried to wiggle away,
but then Hank pounded him in the back some more. And thats for
sleeping with Luanne and Bobby!

Everyone
gasped. He slept with Luanne and Bobby, too? Oh, man thats
rich! yelled Dale.

Quiet,
sug, Nancy said.

Everyone
began to gather closer in the garage as they watched Hank fiercely
pounding the slop out of Bill. Stay away from my wife! Hank
kept repeating as he slapped and punched Bill. Then, he gave Bill a
great big kick in the butt. Bill groaned in pain. Hank walked off
back to his house. Everyone crowded around Bill to help him up.

Dang,
Bill, whyd you sleep with dang ol Peggy, man? Boomhauer
asked.

And
whats up with Luanne and Bobby, too? Are you a child molester,
Bill? asked Dale.

Finally,
Bill had to admit it to everyone. OK, I ADMIT IT! he shouted.

AHA!
snapped Dale. I knew he was a child molester!

No,
no, Im not! Bill yelled. I LOVE PEGGY! he shouted.
Everyone gasped. Thats right, I do! Ever since that day when
I went to the singles bar, I couldnt find anyone, so I just
settled for Peggy. I took her out to the Starbucks in hopes of being
a date, Bill said.

Hank
overheard Bill and came rushing back. Damn it, Bill, Peggy is my
wife! What makes you think you have the right to go out with her and
date her, especially without my permission! barked Hank.

Im
sorry, Hank. Ive just been so lonely for the last seven years
since Lenore left me, Bill cried.

Thats
no excuse to get in bed with my wife! shouted Hank.

Actually,
Hank, Peggy said from behind the crowd. Everyone turned around to
see Peggy, who had gotten out of bed. I feel sorry for Bill, and
you have been no help to me in bed, so I am going to live with Bill
at his house until you can shape up, Peggy said. She helped Bill
up, and together, they entered his house. Nobody had ever seen Bill
smiling so widely in years.

Oh,
thank you, thank you, Peggy! yelled Bill. He shut the door and
locked it and took Peggy inside. Hank felt his face turning bright
red. He was not going to let Bill take away his wife.
Unfortunately, everyone knew about the incident now, so it was too
embarrassing to do anything now. Maybe someday Hank would get
revenge on Bill, and perhaps Peggy would be with him again.

To be
continued in a sequel