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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling – Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling – Chapter 2

King of the Hill

A Connie & Luanne Episode

Skip to My Lu My Darling

Written by Mr. Semaj

Act II

Scene I Former Owner

Luanne and Patterson meet Reverend Stroup in her office that day to confirm this sudden revelation. Reverend Stroup reads some documents laying out Pattersons priorities on the puppets.

Reverend Stroup: Gee, it looks like this man is telling the truth, Luanne.

Patterson: That is right. I had to surrender the poor marionettes back in 1964 to save some personal finances.

But forty-plus years later, I hear that Patterson Puppets have found new life in the form of a Christian puppet show, which I think is adorable. And as the original owner of these commodities, I would like a fair share of wealth from their newly-discovered recognition.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Bobbys Confession Chapter Two

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Bobbys Confession Chapter Two

Chapter
2

Two
security officers went up to Hank. Excuse me, sir, but well
have to ask to see your merchandise, an officer said.

Excuse
me, sir, but I can assure you that I have not stolen a got-dang
thing. I paid for every item in that shopping cart, Hank said,
pointing his finger at the cart. The officers looked over it anyway
to make sure everything was paid for.

All
the items in your cart are clear, the other officer said, but I
dont know why that alarm went off.

It
went off when that fat kid walked through, the first officer said.
The Hills and the officers looked at Bobby. Did you steal
anything, son?

Nuh-uh,
Bobby lied. He started sweating. He knew he was in trouble now.

Well,
were going to have to check your person to make sure, the other
officer said. He took his scanner and scanned Bobby. Instantly, the
siren emitted. Both officers eyes widened. But their eyes grew
even wider when the scanner went off a second time! Okay, son,
take your shirt off. Bobby was slow and reluctant to do so,
especially with Hank and Peggy watching him. Do you understand
me, boy? Take off your shirt. Bobby still didnt move.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Witness Out for Peggy Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Witness Out for Peggy Chapter 1

King
of the Hill

A
Connie & Luanne Episode

Watch
Out for Peggy!

Written by
Mr. Semaj

Act
I

Scene I
Car Accident

Hank
and Peggy are driving in the car.

Hank:
So I hear youre being promoted at the Arlen Bystander this
week?

Peggy:
Yep, Hank. I personally wrote the article you may have read in the
newspaper. But I forged one of the rookies names so I wont seem
so conceited.

Hank
laughs nervously.

Peggy:
You know, the Arlen Bystander is lucky to have someone like me. I
believe that most of the crime and unemployment rates are caused by
not enough people reading the newspaper. But I got an aggressive
advertising campaign ahead

Peggy
continues lecturing Hank, while neglecting to pay attention to the
road.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Dale Vader Chapter Five

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Dale Vader Chapter Five

Dale and Nancy’s love

This is sort of a prequel chapter, or at least its a chapter I wanted to add to make this story a little more interesting.

“Okay, so have a good night friend.” Dale stated. “You too Dale.” Hank added as he went off to back his home. Yet, Dale was pondering of what Hank told him and his friends earlier. But saw Nancy waiting for him outside of his house at the edge of the fence. As soon as he reached her, they kissed each other passionately.

“I’ve missed you sug. Now that you’re home, I feel whole again.” Nancy stated as she looked at Dale’s face. “And I’ve missed you.” Dale added. “Where’s Joseph?” he asked. “He inside watching TV.” she replied. “That’s nice.” he added. “So much wonderful things have happened today.” Dale stated.

“For one, I did the most extermination jobs of my bug extermination career.” ” If this work kept on going forever, I wouldn’t be able to steal you away, and now that we’re here together, I feel so free.” Dale said as he leaned in to kiss her again. But then Nancy reluctantly stopped the kiss.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: The Internet Troll – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: The Internet Troll – Chapter 1

The
Internet Troll

By
Joe

Summary:
Bill gets a rather unusual hobby of an internet troll.

Author
Notes:
I do not own King of the Hill, its characters, or
any other copyrighted material.

Bill
sulked in his living room feeling very depressed. His life was not
very full to say the least. Sure, he had three friends that cared
about him and a job as an Army barber, but that was really all he had
in his life. Bills life was very dismal and stale. Many people
had called him a loser before, and it made Bill feel even worse.
Bill was fat, bald, and he was divorced by the only woman who was
ever a spouse to Bill.

Not much
happened in Bills life. He didnt have many hobbies, friends,
or activities. He needed help getting his life back together. It
all started after he lost his one loveLenore. He was very
doubtful that any woman would ever love him again, and he was too old
and out of shape to take up a sport of any kind. He needed another
activity that would at least make him seem a little less boring.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Bobbys Confession Chapter Five

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Bobbys Confession Chapter Five

Chapter
5

Hank
looked at Bobby angrily, waiting for Bobbys response. Bobby knew
this was the big moment. Everyone watching him. He knew it would
humiliate him, but he had to say it in order to get it off his chest.

DadIma
transvestite, Bobby confessed, bowing his head.

WHAT!
Hank nearly exploded.

Dad,
Im sorry, its just the way I am. I like wearing womens
clothing. It just turns me on. And if you cant accept me for who
I am, then I shouldnt be your son, Bobby said.

But
Bobby Hank started, but then looked around him. Everyone was
nodding their heads at him. Hank sighed, All right, fine, Bobby.
If thats how you feel, I guess I have no choice but toaccept
it Hank wanted to go home and wash his mouth out with soap.

Thanks,
Dad, Bobby said, and hugged Hank. I love you.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 Chapter Three

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 Chapter Three

Chapter 3

Hank
arrived back at the race track, just as the race was about to stop.
He saw his pit crew dressed in orange Dales Dead Bug uniforms.
They went up to greet Hank.

Hey,
Hank, where were you? Dale asked.

I
went to the house for a moment to think things over. Phils mower
is much faster than mine, so I probably wont win. ButI just
decided to race anyhow. What good is a race if you dont have
fun? Hank said. He then got on his mower, which was next to
Phils.

Ready
to race? Phil asked, revving his engine. His diesel engine roared
loudly. Hank nodded, but he didnt say anything. He was very
intimidated by Phils powerful tractor. He sure wish that he could
get the trophy even though Phils mower was faster. Only time
would tell.

On
your marksget setgo! bellowed the flag man. At that moment,
all the tractors took off. Most only managed to get up to 15 miles
per hour. The real race was between Phils tractor and Hanks
tractor. Phil and Hank had their tractors set for full speed, and as
Hank expected, Phils tractor whooshed right by. Hank knew there
had to be something else to make his tractor go faster. Without
thinking, Hank flipped the hood off his tractor while he was driving,
and it crash landed in the middle of the track. The drivers behind
him skidded, and some crashed into each other. Hank smiled. His
tractor was going faster but only by about 5 miles per hour.
He needed another 5 miles per hour to at least stay at equal speed
with Phil. Hank realized that he needed perhaps 10 miles per hour
more to beat Phil.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Witness Out for Peggy Chapter Three

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Witness Out for Peggy Chapter Three

King
of the Hill

A
Connie & Luanne Episode

Watch
Out for Peggy!

Written by
Mr. Semaj

Act III

Scene I The Town Assembly

The
next day, Lucky sings as he heads home.

Lucky:
Oh, the Yellow Rose of Texas, I married her last year,

As
soon we meet again, we will talk over a beer

When
Lucky approaches the front door, a message is taped on it.

Dear Lucky:

Were having a public
meeting at Strickland Propane.

See you there.

-Luanne

Lucky
cant figure out what it could be for, but goes back to his truck,
and heads there anyway.

A
public forum is held at Strickland Propane without Peggys
knowledge. Everybody has a complaint about Peggys abrasive
behavior.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Dale Vader – Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Dale Vader – Chapter 2

As I mentioned earlier,
Dale had a cool, but terrible dream. In his dream, he was Anakin
Skywalker. He wore his sunglasses in his dream, his face looked the
same, but he had Anakins body, from head to feet.

I look cool. He
said as he stared at his dream self from a mirror in his future dream
house. Nancy was Padme in his dream. John Redcorn was Yoda in his
dream. Octavio was Emperor Palpatine in his dream. Dale and Nancy
loved each other so deeply, but in reality, Nancy just loved him like
a mother loving her son.

Dale was having fun in
his dream, until he began killing a lot of people in his dream. He
tossed and turned as he dreamt of the horrific destruction he was
doing in his dream. Then after a while, he saw himself become Darth
Vader.

Then after that moment,
he laughed silently, and he had fun again. He pictured himself
resisting pain, in his Goth like suit. But, just as he saw Hank in
his dream, trying to kill him, he woke up.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Watch Out for Peggy – Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Watch Out for Peggy – Chapter 2

King
of the Hill

A
Connie & Luanne Episode

Watch
Out for Peggy!

Written by
Mr. Semaj

Act II

Scene I Home Alone

The
next day, at home, Lucky packs a backpack and grabs a water bottle.

Luanne:
So, its only for a day, right?

Lucky:
Sure. Im going out to explore me a bit of Mother Nature. I may
be in early retirement, but who says a feller cant go out and
enjoy it?

Luanne:
Ill be here waiting for you.

Lucky:
You enjoy your day, Baby Doll. (kisses Luanne)

Luanne
smiles sweetly. Lucky leaves in his truck.

Later
that day, Connie spends time with Luanne after school. The girls are
playing a game with action figures.

Connie:
And so, after we make it out of the asteroid belt, Cosmo journeys
to the outer planets.

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