King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bills New Wife Chapter 3

Chapter
3: Is it Love?

The next
morning, Bill strolled over to Hanks house with weeds in his hand.
They had little flowers that grew on the ends of them. He happened
to know that Peggy had the day off from being a substitute teacher,
so he wanted to see if he could hang out with Peggy. Hank and Dale
were at work, and Boomhauer wasnt anywhere to be found at his
house, so Bill had nobody to hang out with.

He found
Peggy sitting on the patio furniture in the backyard. She was
grading some essays. Hey, Peggy, Bill said. He came through
the fence and entered the backyard.

Oh,
Bill, Peggy gasped. She was startled that he was there. What
are you doing here?

I
took a day off from work, Bill said. I wasnt in the mood
for working today, and since the guys are gone, I just wanted to stop
by, he continued. He then held out the weeds with flowers at the
ends. I got these for you, he said, handing them to Peggy.

Peggy
looked at them in a funny way, and then she looked at Bill, who
looked a little bit embarrassed around her. Why did you give me
weeds, Bill? she asked.

Oh,
uh, theyre not weeds, Peggy, Bill said, scratching his back.
Theyre flowers, he managed to smile.

Bill,
I appreciate the thought, but these are not flowers. Theyre
weeds. They only have little flowers sprouting from the ends. Those
are flowers, Peggy said, pointing to her flower garden near the
fence. There, Bill saw the many azaleas. He went over and ripped
out several from the garden. BILL! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?
Peggy shouted.

These
are for you, grinned Bill. He dropped the flowers on the patio
table. Peggy gritted her teeth in anger, but she tried to keep her
cool, knowing that Bill was only trying to be nice.

Thank
you, Bill, sighed Peggy.

So
Peggy are you planning to do anything today? Bill said,
scratching his head.

Yes.
Ive got a mountain of essays to read and grade. Id say it
would take me all day to get them finished, Peggy said, starring
at the large stack of essays on the table.

Well,
why dont you take some time off and rest? Bill suggested.

Bill,
are you crazy? I promised the students that these papers would be
graded by tomorrow. I cant afford to take any time off!
Peggy said.

Its
okay. Ill give them to Boomhauer and have him grade them
whenever he gets back Bill said.

BOOMHAUER?
No offense to Boomhauer, but that man cant tell an apple from a
peanut! Peggy said.

Yeah,
b-but Im just so lonely today, sighed Bill.

Peggy
felt guilty about leaving Bill alone. It was tough for him to go
seven years without a wife. It was even worse that he hadnt even
had any girlfriends. Peggy felt sorry for Bill, but she just
couldnt leave the essays without being graded. However, she
decided just to hang out with Bill for a while.

Okay,
Bill, I suppose that I could take a short break from grading
these essays, Peggy said, getting up. Bill squealed with joy.
So what do you want to do, Bill? sighed Peggy.

Oh, I
dunno, maybe we could get some coffee down at the Starbucks, Bill
said.

Oh,
all right. Why not? Peggy said. Lets get in my car
she started.

No,
wait, Peggy Ill drive us there, Bill said.

Oh,
thanks, Bill, thats awfully sweet of you, said Peggy.

About 15
minutes later, Bill and Peggy arrived at the local Starbucks. They
both got a cup of coffee and sat down at one of the tables. They
remained strangely silent as they sat and drank. Bill nervously
glanced around the room. He noticed all the couples that had come to
Starbucks. The couples were all hugging and kissing each other.
Bill then took a quick look at Peggy. He was sad that he no longer
had a wife, and it had been years since he dated. He felt so out of
place in Starbucks without making out.

HeyPeggy
Bill started.

Yes,
Bill? Peggy said.

Sure
a lot of couples making out, huh? he asked.

Yes,
there are, sighed Peggy. Its so disgraceful to make out so
reprehensibly in public. Why, if I were their mother, I would ground
them for life! I would be so ashamed and would not want to speak to
them again!

Peggy
was being so outrageously against the coupless behavior, so this
squashed any hopes that Bill had. He was saddened once again.
Peggy, I have to get back home now, sighed Bill.

OK,
Bill. Its a good thing because I need to grade more papers,
Peggy said.

Bill and
Peggy silently left the restaurant and got into Bills car. Bill
drove Peggy back home. Peggy rushed back to the patio in the
backyard to grade papers. Bill sadly drove off, but he suddenly
fainted. His car stopped in front of the fence where the gang
usually hung out.