King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dale Vader Chapter 7
The Fateful Convention
The propane convention
finally came. Hank wore his best looking jeans, and best Strickland
uniform. “Peggy, wish me well today. For I am going to give the
best dang convention of my life.” Hank stated. “You will do
just fine.” Peggy added as she kissed Hank on the cheek.
“Go get em Dad!”
Bobby ranted encouragingly. Hank laughed and said, “You bet I’ll
get em.” “We’ll be there to see you.” Peggy added.
Hank smiled after she said that.
Then Bill and Boomhauer came
to wish Hank well, and Hank reminded them to surprise Dale after the
convention. They agreed. Then Hank drove off to work. Dale somehow
knew that Hank and his other friends would surprise him, so he went
to Octavio’s house, and talked to him.
“Gribble, what is up?”
Octavio asked. “Octavio, you are now my Emperor.” Dale
stated as he bowed to him. “What did I do to you?” Octavio
asked sarcastically. “You are the only one who can help me save
Nancy.” Dale replied. “Okay Dale.” Octavio complied.
“Dale, I’ve been
hearing about the propane convention today, and that it was big.”
Octavio added. “I know.” Dale added. “There is
something we must do.” Dale added on. “Okay, but it better
not involve anything bad.” Octavio replied. “I must find
the surprise Hank has been hiding from me.” Dale stated. “That
should be interesting.” Octavio replied.
“Okay, what must I do,
Emperor Octavio?” Dale asked. “You must go to Strickland
Propane, and find your surprise.” Octavio replied. “Thank
you Master.” Dale complied.
“This is weird.”
Octavio thought to himself as he and Dale got in his exterminator
van. Then when they arrived, Octavio said that he would watch the
convention, while Dale went and tried to get his surprise.
Meanwhile, Bobby dressed up
in a C-3PO costume, and Joseph wore his normal clothes. “Joseph,
I want you to have my toy Solo blaster, from Star Wars.” Bobby
said. “Thanks Bobby.” Joseph complied. Joeseph really liked
the gift, since he liked Han Solo.
“I’ll be right back.”
Joseph added as he ran inside to change his clothes. “Mom do you
have any clothes that are similar to Harrison Ford, when he was Han
Solo.” Joseph asked.
“I’ll go find them
son.” Nancy replied as she ran to get the clothes, despite the
fact that her baby was inside her stomach.
She eventually found a
Dale’s old brown slacks, a black hunting vest, and a white formal
shirt. “Here they are sug.” Nancy stated. “Mom, why is
your stomach so big?” Joseph asked. “Joseph, I wanted to
tell you yesterday, but I was caught up with work.” “Joseph,
you’re going to have a baby brother or sister.” she stated.
“Whoa. Cool.” Joseph replied. “Well, thanks for the
clothes and I hope my little bro or sis comes out well.” he
added. “Thanks, son.” she added as she kissed his cheek.
Then Joseph joined Bobby,
and Bobby said, “You look cool.” “Thanks, I wanted to
dress up like Han Solo, since you dressed as C-3PO.” Joseph
stated. “That’s great, you could protect me out of fun.”
Bobby added. “Yeah, definitely.” Joseph stated happily.
Before they left, Cotton
drove and parked at the driveway of the Hill house. “Hello
Hank’s wife.” Cotton said. “Hello Cotton.” Peggy
replied. Everyone else said hi. “Nice costumes, Bobby and
Joseph. You two will make perfect replicants of those characters.”
Cotton added. “Thanks.” Bobby and Joseph stated.
“Oh, and since the
Star Wars people will be here, I want to meet the guy who’s been
playing Obi-Wan Kenobi, because Obi-Wan Kenobi was a great man, and
that he’s my favorite character of all time.” Cotton stated
happily.
“I already got tickets
for me, Didi, and Good Hank, so we can see that movie with you guys.”
Cotton added. “How bout I take you guys to Hank’s convention of
his?” Cotton asked. “You bet.” Peggy replied. “Now
let’s go.” Cotton stated in finality.
While that happened, Dale
got his gas gun, and golf club equipped, despite the fact that he
wore the clothes that he would normally wear, when he was not
working. Before he got in, he secretly put a video camera to show to
Cotton, that he would kick his ass for trying to make Nancy turn
against him.
Then Dale went inside the
office, and found that the workers were dead tired, because of all
the phone calls that they answered, and they were in panic. “Dale,
Dale, what should we do?” Joe Jack asked. “Nothing.”
Dale replied angrily as he got his gun out and shot gas at all the
workers of Strickland propane.
Then he got out his golf
club, and beat up all the workers after the gas cleared. The workers
choked and coughed, when Dale went toward them to beat them up.
Hank saw Cotton and the
others arrive. “Dad, you’re here.” Hank said happily. “I
came so I can meet Obi-Wan Kenobi.” Cotton added. “And I
came to see you sell.” Cotton added happily. “Wow. Thanks
Dad.” Hank interposed. “No, thank you, Hank. I wanted to
come, so I could give you my thanks for helpin me through the tough
times.” Cotton added. Then they shook hands, and hugged. “Now
let’s go have fun, boy!” Cotton ranted.
On the backyard of the
Strickland Propane building, Hank, Cotton and the others met the
stars of all the Star Wars trilogy. They really enjoyed meeting them.
Buck told Hank and the others that the Darth Vader suit, the real
Darth Vader suit, including the helmet, was there on the stage behind
the curtains.
Everyone went and saw the
convention and they liked it. Many people bought new tanks, but some
bought new grills. Hank and Buck sold all the propane that they
could, because they thought the workers were answering calls from
buyers.
While they had fun, Dale had
literally beat the crap out of all the workers. He watched the video
tape, that recorded him, while he did all that he did. But then
Octavio ran in, and immediately wanted to speak to Dale.
Octavio asked in shock,
“Dios Mio, Gribble! “What have you done!” “Emperor
Octavio, I have destroyed all the Jedi.” Dale replied
sarcastically while he bowed to Octavio. “Do you know that the
cops are out there?” Octavio stated. “No, but I am going to
kick their ass.” Dale replied. “You are crazy man,
Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” Octavio stated as he escaped.
Then Dale wrote a letter to
the cops as he too was about to escape, but before he left, he ran to
the stage, but yet he was in the area where Darth Vader’s suit was
stored. “So, this is Hank’s suprise for me.” he stated as
he stared at the suit. “Cool.” he added. Then he put on the
suit and helmet, and snuck out of there, and he immediately ran to
his van, and drove home.
Meanwhile, all the other
people met the stars, and before they left, Buck wanted to show the
Darth Vader suit to everyone else before they left, and it included
Hank and the others.
But all of a sudden, Bobby
and Joseph pointed out that the suit was not there, after Buck opened
the curtain. “Oh my God!” Buck ranted. The movie stars were
shocked that it was stolen. “It was supposed to be a prize to
give away to anyone who was at the convention.” G. Lucas stated.
“Well, whoever has it, can have it.” he stated heavily.
Then everyone left.
After Hank heard this, he
was shocked. “What kind of jackass would do such a thing?”
he asked. But then as he entered the office, he noticed that all the
workers were unconscious. “Oh my God.” he stated. Peggy,
Bobby, Boomhauer, Bill, Joseph, Nancy, Didi, and Cotton’s son went
into Cotton’s car.
Cotton went in with Hank to
see what happened. “Jesus Christ. It looks as if the Tojos
slaughtered people here.” Cotton stated in surprise. Then while
Hank looked around the place to see if everything was okay, he found
a tape with a letter.
To: whoever it concerns
I have destroyed all of
you Jedi. Rot in hell.
Sincerely,
Darth Vader
Hank
was so angry, that he said, “What a stubborn jackass.”
Buck, Dad, I found who made all the workers unconscious. “Good
job Hank.” Buck stated, and Cotton complied. Then Buck got the
tape Hank found, and played it in his office.
“What
the?” Hank asked as he saw one of the most shocking events ever
in his life. “Dale, Dale did this.” Hank added. “Damn,
how could he beat guys up with a golf stick.” Cotton stated.
“It’s a golf club, Dad.” Hank interrupted. “Oh my
Lord.” Hank stated in shock.
“Dale
had one of those crazy dreams.” he said. “I’ve gotta to
find him, and I’ve gotta to help him.” he added. “No, let
me find him for you.” Cotton pleaded. “Okay Dad, but just
be careful.” Hank added. “I will.” Cotton stated. Then
Cotton went off to find Dale.