King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dale Vader Chapter 3
In case you might be
wondering how I came up with this story, I thought of it myself while
I watching Revenge of the Sith at the movie theater. I wanted to make
Dale cool, because he is one of my favorite characters from KOTH. I’m
glad you all are enjoying my story. Well, here’s more.
Redcorn’s advice
After waking from his dream,
Dale went to John Redcorn’s trailer. After Dale knocked on the door,
Redcorn opened the door and asked, “What is it that you want
Dale?” “Master Redcorn, I am here to ask for your
guidance.” Dale replied. “What guidance do you need?”
Redcorn asked.
“I just had this cool
dream that I was Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, and that I was kicking
people’s asses and that I resisted pain, (esp.: getting kicked in the
balls.).” Dale replied. “I would like to know what I should
do.” he added.
“Dreams are just things
that can help clear the mind, and make you feel at ease.”
Redcorn replied. “Since this dream interests you, I must take a
look at it.” Redcorn stated. Dale cheered in joy. “Come on
let’s see how you like it” Dale sneered conivingly.
Then Redcorn laid his hands
on Dale’s shoulders, and he was entering his mind, in a meditative
state. Then as he saw the dream, he was amazed at first when he saw
Dale loving Nancy, and that he saw himself as Yoda. But then as he
saw Dale killing people as Anakin Skywalker, and as Darth Vader, he
was freaking out.
“Do you like it?”
Dale asked in an excited tone. “Oh my God! What kind of? What
did you do last night Dale?” Redcorn asked in a freaked out
tone. “I just drank too much beer, and I’m still a little drunk,
I might add.” Dale replied. “I am amazed that you think of
me as a master in your dream, but how could you dream of slaughtering
anyone?” Redcorn replied in a worried tone.
“I like the fact that I
am Anakin Skywalker reincarnated, and that’s the bottom line.”
Dale replied angrily. “It is good that you like being Anakin in
your dream, but do not be evil, or else I will kill you.”
Redcorn pleaded because he still loved Nancy, and that if Dale harmed
her, he would save her.
“Thank you very much
Master Redcorn. Now I will go to my work.” Dale said as he bowed
to Redcorn. “I’m glad that I can help you as best as I can.”
Redcorn stated in a grateful tone. Then Dale went off in his
exterminator van, and went looking for work.