King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dale Vader Chapter 4
Good tidings
While he drove around Arlen in his van, Dale received a phone call from a young mother.
“Is this the exterminator?” she asked. “This is Gribble, Dale Gribble, speaking. And yes, I am the exterminator.” Dale replied. “My name is Emma Warren, and I need your help.” She added. Dale thought to himself that this is really good.
“What help do you need?” Dale asked. “I need you to kill all of the cockaroaches in my house.” she replied. “I will come.” Dale shrieked. “And by the way, my daughter and I live right next to the Hotel Arlen.” Mrs. Warren replied. Dale smiled and drove very fast to get to the location.
When he got close he parked his van, half a distance between the Hotel Arlen, and his customer’s house. He got out of the van, and equipped himself with his bug killing equipment. “I have the gas gun, the gas ammunition, and my favorite tool, my blue golf club.” Dale sneered. “And I have all that I need.” he added deviously.
But as he was approaching his customers house, he accidentally tripped on a hole in the sidewalk. As a result, he accidentally threw his golf club towards a little girl, but surprisingly, it hit a tree branch that was about to fall on the little girl.
“Oh my God, are you okay?” Dale asked after he ran to the girl. “I’m fine.” she replied. “This belongs to you.” she added as she returned the golf club to Dale. “Why thank you.” Dale said happily.
“Are you the exterminator my mommy hired?” she asked. “Why yes I am.” he sneered. The little girl was a little scared when Dale answered. “I’m sorry.” Dale replied.
“There’s no need to apologize.” Emma stated. “Are you Emma Warren?” Dale asked after noticing how hot she was. “Why yes I am.” she replied. As he looked at her, he noticed how her hot body was. “You look nice.” He stated. “Thanks.” she replied.
“Can you help me with this bug problem?” she asked. “Sure.” Dale replied. Then he went inside the house and killed all the cockaroaches. He sprayed the house first, but then he hit the roaches with his golf club. But then he put all the dead bugs in his garbage bag, after he killed them thoroughly. “You don’t mind if I put this in your garbage can?” Dale asked. “Of course you can.” Emma replied. Then he threw the bag in the can.
“Thank you so much.” Emma stated. “Why you’re welcome.” Dale interposed. “And thanks for saving my daughter.” Emma added. “Nah. It’s nothin.” “It’s all in a day’s work.” Dale stated happily. “Oh, and here’s $500 for you.” she added. “Thanks.” Dale stated. Emma and her daughter nodded gently at him.
Then Dale got phone calls from people all over Arlen, who needed bugs to be exterminated. Then Dale managed to do all of the jobs, until 6 P.M. Then after he got home, he went to Hank’s porch to join his friends for a drink.
Hank was talking to Peggy, while Dale was getting back. “I hope you like the tickets to the movie.” Hank stated happily. “I do honey, and I sure can’t wait to see that good movie.” Peggy added. “Yup, me, you, Bobby, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer are going to see that movie.” Hank said encouragingly. “Peggy, we’re going to suprise the guys with tickets after the propane convention, okay.” Hank ordered. “Of course honey, of course.” Peggy said as she and Hank kissed.
Then Hank went in to drink with his pals. “I just had the most wonderful day.” Dale ranted. “What you do?” Hank asked. “I had the most extermination jobs ever in my history as an exterminator.” Dale said happily. “That’s great.” Hank added. “Why thank you.” Dale said.
“So, do you have any plans after your convention?” Dale asked. “I don’t think so.” Hank replied. “I’ll probably head back home, and be with the family.” Hank added. “Right, I think you’re going to the movies.” Dale stated. “Why, yeah, you’re right I am going to the movies, but I’m going to see a good movie.” Hank stated. “What movie?” Dale asked. Then Bill and Boomhauer asked Hank the same question as well. “I’ll tell you guys later.” Hank replied. “Okay.” Bill replied. “Yeah man, I bet it’s Star Wars dangnablioooo.” Boomhauer added.
Hank was surprised that Boomhauer knew, or at least when he guessed. “Well guys, I’m done. I oughta go help Bobby with his homework.” Hank replied as he was about to run. “Okay, so have a good night my friend.” Dale sneered. “You too Dale.” Hank replied. Then he whispered to Bill and Boomhauer, “Bill, Boomhauer, I want you guys to meet me and Peggy inside the house right now.” They nodded.
Then Bill and Boomhauer were with Hank and Peggy. “Boomhauer, Bill, how would you like to see Star Wars Episode III with us?” Hank asked. Then he cued Peggy to show them the tickets. “You bet we will.” Bill ranted. “Yeah man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.” Boomhauer added. “Then we’re set, but now we have to surprise Dale.” Hank ordered. Bill and Boomhauer agreed. “Well, I’ll see you later guys.” Hank stated. “See you later Hank.” Bill stated. “See ya.” Boomhauer added.
“We did great Peg.” Hank said. “We sure did.” Peg added as she and husband kissed, and made love that night. But then Dale kept thinking about his dream, and how it helped him today, and of what Hank was saying, while he slept with his wife.