King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bills New Wife Chapter 2
Chapter
2: Broken Heart
The next
afternoon, Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer met in the alley as they always
did. They waited for Bill to show up as he normally did. To kill
time, Hank and the gang engulfed several beers, cautious not to get
drunk. Minutes passed by, and there was still no sign of Bill.
Bill
should have been here by now, Hank said. He always shows up
between 3:00 and 3:30 in the afternoon. Now its 3:40, and theres
no sign of Bill at all.
Hey,
man, maybe hes inside his dang ol house, man, Boomhauer
said.
Thats
true, Hank said. Lets go see if hes OK. Hank, Dale,
and Boomhauer walked next door to Bills house. Like Hanks
house, it was a one-level home surrounded by a rather small patch of
land. Dale knocked on Bills door. They waited for Bill to answer
it, but nobody seemed to hear the door being knocked. Dale knocked
much louder. Angry when nobody was coming, Dale slammed his fist
repetitively on the door. He panted when he stopped, but he grew
even madder when Bill still did not show up.
Damn
it, Bill! Answer the door! Dale shouted.
Hey,
man, take it easy. Try the dang ol doorbell, man, Boomhauer
said, pointing to Bills doorbell. Hank went to the doorbell and
rang it a few times. Soon, they heard Bills heavy footsteps
rushing to the door.
Hey,
Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. What brings you here? Bill asked when
he got to the door. He had a purple towel wrapped around his waist,
and he did not have a shirt on. Sorry I didnt answer faster.
I was taking a shower, he said.
Bill,
howd you like to join Boomhauer at a singles bar? Hank
offered.
Nah,
thats okay, Bill turned him down. I wont find anybody.
Come
on, give it a shot, Dale said.
Well,
thought Bill, I suppose I could give it a chance.
Great,
Hank said.
We
can go in a minute, Boomhauer. Ive got to finish my shower
first, Bill said as he shut his front door.
Yes!
Dale exclaimed. Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer gave each other
high-fives. Well, Ill see you guys later, Dale said.
Take
care, man, Boomhauer said, heading back to his own house.
Yeah,
Ill see you tomorrow, Dale and Boomhauer, Hank said, leaving
Bills house.
About 15
minutes later, Bill came out of his house looking a little bit more
dressed up than usual. This time, he was wearing a red plaid shirt
instead of his white undershirt. He walked over to Boomhauers
house and knocked at the door. Boomhauer answered the door. Yo,
Boomhauer said.
Hi
there, Boomhauer, Bill said. Are you ready to go to the
singles bar? he asked.
Yeah,
man, let me get my dang ol car keys, and then well be dang ol
ready, man, Boomhauer said, going back inside his house. A few
seconds later, he returned with his keys. Lets go, man,
Boomhauer said, getting in his car. Bill sat in the front seat with
him, and Boomhauer drove off to the singles bar.
The
singles bar was a somewhat small building with a lovely brick
exterior. It was squashed between the other buildings in downtown
Arlen. Well, here we are, man, Boomhauer said, getting out of
the car. Bill followed him into the bar. The bar was dark and there
was a long counter with dozens of single men and women. Ill
dang ol catch you later, man, Boomhauer said, sitting at one
end of the bar.
Bill
took a seat in an unoccupied area of the bar. Ill have a beer,
please, Bill said to the bartender. The bartender gave Bill a
beer, and then Bill gulped it down.
My
goodness, Ive never seen someone gulf down that much beer before,
Bill heard a woman say from behind him. Bill was startled, but he
turned around and saw the woman that spoke to him. She was thin and
had long brown hair. She looked very pretty. I love a man who
drinks beer quickly, she said.
Hey,
Bill greeted. Im Bill. Whats your name?
Jennifer,
the woman said.
Hey,
Jennifer, you want to hang out at my place for a while? Bill
blurted. He gave an innocent, but hopeful grin.
Jennifer
looked a little bit startled. Are you trying to ask me on a
date? she wondered, disgust filling her voice.
Bills
smile faded, and his body seemed to sag downward. Maybe, he
answered quietly.
Jennifer
laughed hysterically, but then stopped abruptly. Im sorry, but
I dont have time right now, she said, looking at her watch. I
need to be getting back to my job sometime soon. My lunch breaks
almost over. Jennifer then ran off to her car outside as if she
were quickly trying to get away from Bill. Bill sighed in despair.
Excuses,
excuses, he groaned.
Hey,
Bill, Boomhauer said. He walked up to Bill with a nice girl with
thick, auburn hair. Look at dis dang ol purdy chick I met.
Dang ol names Angela, man. Angela, meet my dang ol friend,
Bill, Boomhauer said.
Hey,
Angela, Bill said.
Hello,
Bill, she said, sounding disgusted with him.
Hey,
Angela, lets head on over to my dang ol place, Boomhauer
said.
Id
love to, Angela said, walking out the door with Boomhauer.
Ill
dang ol catch you later, Bill, Boomhauer said. Lemme know
if you need a dang ol ride back home, man. Ill pick you up
whenever you dang ol need to, man. Boomhauer and Angela left
the bar.
Bill
sighed and put his head down on the counter. He remained that way
for a while, until he heard the door jingle and heard a familiar
voice. Hey, Bill. Everything going okay?
Bill
turned around. There was Hank and Peggy. Oh, hi there, Hank,
Bill said. Things are going great, he said. The expression on
his face didnt support that statement, though.
Are
you sure, Bill? You look a little sad. Hank said.
Well,
Hank, I tried to pick up some ladies here, but none of them were
interested in me, Bill said.
Im
sorry about that, Bill, Peggy said. Maybe someone will meet
you some other time.
Yeah,
well, maybe, Bill said. Say, Im about to go home now. I
didnt bring my car because I came to the bar with Boomhauer.
Could you guys drop me off at my house? Boomhauer left already.
Oh,
well sure, Bill, Hank said.
Thanks,
Bill said, getting up. For some reason, he couldnt keep his eyes
off Peggy. He tried not to look at her, but for some reason, he had
a hard time not looking at her. There was something about Peggy that
he really seemed to like. He thought about what it could be as Hank
drove Bill back to his house.