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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bowling Green Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bowling Green Chapter 3

King of the Hill

Bowling
Green

written by: Mr. Semaj

Act
III

Scene I – Pressure

Hank: “Dad,
what are you doing–?”

Cotton: “I’m
putting some zing back into my life! That’s what!”

“Your
double-crossing step-mother took half my belongings with her
following our divorce!”

Didi is seen across
the alley with G.H. in a stroller.

Didi: “Cotton,
let’s talk about–“

Cotton: “SHADDAP,
CUNT!”

Didi starts crying as
she runs away.

Cotton: “Your
coach is falling asleep at the wheel, because he’s a got-dang sissy!
He’d NEVER survive in Iraq!”

Hank: “But
Dad–“

Cotton: “SILENCE!
You’re dismissed! I’m the new coach of the Arlen Arbitrators!”

The team starts to
tremble in fear.

Later that day, the
men are out in the alley sipping beer.

Dale: “So the
colonel’s commandeered your bowling crew?”

Hank: “Bobby’s.
The guy has no shins, and has never bowled a game in his life.”

Boomhauer: “Yo,
man. Talkin’ ’bout dang ol’ nothin’ better to do wit’ his life. Ya
know, why don’t he go back to doin’ what Boomhauer, does, yo?”

Hank: “He got
the short end of the stick in this divorce, which more than makes up
for the divorce he put my Mom through. Now he’s sworn off women for
the rest of his life.”

(sighs) “This
is awful. I finally have the time to bring Mr. Strickland’s team back
up, but now if I leave Bobby’s team to Cotton, he will ruin
everything, and I will have let down my son.”

Brief silence.

Bill: “Hank,
you ever get tired of being a punching bag?”

Hank: (annoyed)
“That makes two of us.”

Scene II – Back on
Track

With only one team to
manage now, Hank focuses his extra time on Strickland’s bowling team.
In their last Wednesday meeting before te Championship, they begin to
make noticeable improvements.

Scores: Hank – 182,
Donna – 188, Joe Jack – 195, Enrique – 179.

Enrique: “Wow,
Hank! You’re really showing a lot more spirit tonight!”

Joe Jack: “Yeah.
We may actually beat those jerks after all!”

Hank: (wearily)
“Yeah, I guess.”

Strickland:
“What’s wrong, Hank? I’ve seen you weather slow days better than
this.”

Hank: “Nothing,
sir. I was recently let go…by a stranger…for coaching my son’s
bowling team. He doesn’t know the first thing about bowling, and now
he’s gonna screw up the hard work I put into making my son an
athlete.”

Strickland: “If
there’s anything troubling you, ol’ top, it can always be solved with
a little excitement.”

Donna is up to bowl.
She throws the ball, and picks up a spare. The others applaud.

Strickland: “See
Hank, we all moved on after Debbie left us. Donna just so happens to
be a damn good bowler!”

Hank sees a poster
announcing the championship games for both the Aviators and the
Aeronauts. He takes the time to ponder how things will go for both he
and Bobby…

Scene III – Heart
to Heart Talk

On Thursday, Connie
and Joseph go on a date to the Heimlich Center Science Museum. They
marvel at the astronomical exhibits.

Connie: “Isn’t
it great, Joseph?”

Joseph: “What’s
great?”

Connie: “Just
look at it! The moons, the stars, and the planets…it makes you
wonder, even with all the scientific accomplishments made up to
today, how much more is to be discovered in the big, endless
universe.”

Joseph: “Pretty
neat…Do you ever wonder if there’s a parallel universe?”

Connie: “Joseph,
I don’t think you understand…”

Just then, Principal
Moss comes by.

Moss: “Well,
if it isn’t two of Tom Landry Middle School’s alumni. How are you
guys?”

Connie: “Fine,
Principal Moss.”

Moss: “Please,
call me Mr. Moss. Great to hear that you guys have been doing so well
since 8th Grade.”

“By the way, why are
you two here? Science project?”

Joseph: “Uh,
no. We’re on a date.”

Moss?

Connie: “Uh,
actually, I was just helping Joseph…on a planetary assignment
that’s due next Thursday.” (chuckles uneasily)

Moss: “Okay,
I’ll be on my way. Knowledge is power!” (walks away)

Joseph: “But
Connie, I don’t think I’ll memorize all the twelve planets by next
week. And we’re not even up to Astronomy yet.”

Connie:
(exasperated sigh) “Joseph, there is no test! And there’s
twelve planets in our solar system.”

Joseph: “That’s
a good start, but slow down.”

Connie: (sighs)
“Joseph, come here.”

They sit down on a
nearby bench, as Connie tries to begin the conversation.

Connie:
“Joseph…um…what do you plan on doing with your life?”

Joseph: “Well,
I thought about being a professional athlete, but Mom doesn’t want me
to risk getting into the steroids craze.”

Connie: “Well,
in order to keep up with your goals, you have to stay focused on what
you have now. We still have another three years of high school, and
then college ahead of us. You could start by showing a little more
interest in studying, even for fun.”

Joseph: “Whoa!
You do studying for fun?”

Connie: (sighs)
“Maybe it’s time we took a break.”

Joseph: “So,
you’re breaking up with me?”

Connie: “Of
course not. Joseph, we’ve been…acquainted for the past three and a
half years. But only recently have I finally begun to see you for who
you really are.”

Joseph: “Connie,
I may not be the type of guy you’d like to have, but… (holds
back a tear)
…I try. I really do.”

Connie: “I
know.”

Joseph gazes into
Connie’s eyes. Connie gazes into Joseph’s eyes. They loom in, and
kiss each other on the lips. The ethereal atmosphere takes shape, as
Connie seemingly floats into thin air.

Suddenly, the music
stops.

Connie: “Uh,
Joseph…” (Joseph lifted Connie into the air with his arms)

Joseph: “Heh,
sorry.” (puts her down)

Scene IV – The Big
Championship

That night, Peggy is
typing up another report. It’s another headline announcing the big
championship for both the junior and senior teams on Saturday.

Main headline –
“Double Face-Off at the Arlen Bowling Center!”

Minor headline –
“Local Bug Exterminator Charged with Home Invasion”

On Saturday, a big
crowd turns out for the senior bowling championship.

Announcer #1:
“Hello. Welcome to the 54th annual Senior Bowling Championships,
here at the Arlen Bowling Center.”

Bobby gets ready bowl.

The other teammates
glare nervously at Cotton, who has a belt in his hands.

A big crowd turns out
at a second bowling game on the other side of the alley…

Announcer #2:
“Hello. Welcome to the 27th annual Junior Bowling Championships,
here at the Arlen Bowling Center.”

“Today is game for
the Championship title with the Arlen Aviators, versus the
MacManurberry Bombardiers.”

Hank gets ready to
bowl.

The other teammates
glare at Buck’s serious attitude towards the game.

Announcer #1: “So
get ready, folks!”

Announcer #2:
“Stay in your seats!”

Announcer #1:
“Lets…”

Announcer #2:
“…get…”

Announcer #1:
“…ready…”

Announcer #2:
“…to…”

Announcers #1 &
#2
: “…BOWL!”

Hank gets nervous…

Bobby gets nervous…

Montage.

Hank and Bobby
continue to bowl, with their teams bowling strikes and spares.

Enrique gets a
gutter. Hank has to re-explain the strategy to him.

When Clark bowls and
fails to pick up a spare, Cotton yells at him.

Donna picks up a 5-7
split. Team cheers.

Goth girl bowls a
strike, resulting in a turkey. Team and audience cheers and
applauds.

Joe Jack bowls
another strike with his powerful throw. The audience applauds.

Bobby picks up a
spare. Team cheers.

Both teams continue to
bowl, up until the 9th frame.

Montage ends.

Scene V – Tension
Builds

Announcer #1:
“Well, folks, we’re down to the final frame. It’s the Arlen
Aeronauts slightly behind the Arlen Bedevilers by 15 pins.”

Announcer #2:
“It’s the MacManurberry Bombardiers ahead of the Arlen Aviators
by 9 pins.”

Strickland: “Hank,
you’re up! It’s all up to you.”

Hank nervously goes up
to bowl.

Clark looks across the
alley.

Clark: “Where’s
Coach Hill?”

Goth Girl: “Forget
about the coach! We need Bobby to win this game!”

Bobby goes up to bowl.
He throws the ball, and knocks down 8 pins.

Team and crowd
applauds.

Bobby picks up the
spare, and prepares for his final frame.

The pressure is on.
Everyone is counting on him. His team. His coach. His dad. Everyone.

Suddenly, he remembers
what Hank told him once before; “Be thankful that God allows
another day.”

Just then, bowling
didn’t seem like the most important thing to him anymore. Even if he
failed here, Bobby still had his whole life to find another thing to
fall back on.

He gained some inner
confidence, put the ball into position, and took his steps forward.

One.

Two.

Three.

Bobby throws the ball.
The ball makes a slight curve right. It knocks down…all ten pins!

Scores: Bobby – 167,
Goth Girl – 201, Dooley – 153, Clark – 125.

With Bobby’s score of
167, the Arlen Aviators have won the game by one strike!

The Bombardiers pout
in disappointment.

Announcer #2:
“Ladies and gentlemen, our new junior bowling champions…The
Arlen Aviators!”

The audience cheers as
the team goes to congratulate Bobby.

Meanwhile, Hank
prepares to make the bowl for the last frame.

He gets nervous, but
pauses.

Hank tries to envision
a team of pilots steering a blimp. A blimp that advertises Alamo Beer
over a stadium during a Cowboys game.

He gains his inner
strength. He goes up, puts the ball into position, and takes his
three steps forward.

One.

Two.

Three.

Hank throws the ball.
It goes straight down the lane. The ball knocks down all ten pins!

Hank’s score puts the
Arlen Aeronauts ahead by 9 pins!

The audience cheers.

Announcer #1:
“It’s not over yet, folks! The Bedevilers need to either get a
strike, or pick up a spare to win this game.”

The Aeronauts look
over to Thatherton, who looks overwhelmingly confident.

He goes up to the
platform, puts the ball into position, and throws it down the lane.

The ball flies through
the air, thuds, and makes a sharp curve to the left gutter.

The audience gasps.

The Bedevilers gasp in
disbelief.

Thatherton gets
nervous. His ball returns. He picks it up, and starts to tremble.

He tries to stiffen
up. He focuses, and finally throws the ball down the lane again.

The ball rolls down
the middle, presumably with a spare ensured. It knocks down all…

…but one pin.

The game is over!

Scores: Hank – 223,
Donna – 211, Joe Jack – 219, Enrique – 190.

Hank’s score of 223
leads the Arlen Aeronauts to victory!

Announcer #1:
“They say it ain’t over ’til the fat lady sings. And this fat
lady has sung herself…to death!”

The audience cheers at
the Aeronauts’ victory.

Thatherton starts
beating himself up, as the Bedevilers start berating him for his
last-minute failure.

With the games finally
over, Hank goes over to see how the Aviators did.

As luck would have it,
they were still celebrating their own victory.

Bobby gracefully holds
up his first place trophy for the cameras.

Hank holds the trophy
up for the nearby cameras, but has it quickly snatched away by Buck
Strickland, as he begins to gloat.

Strickland: “HA
HA HA! I beat ya idiots fair and square! We won the trophy, and there
ain’t a got-dang thing you can do about it! YEEE-HAW!”

As Bedevilers walk
away with their heads hung low, Buck starts nibbling on a plate of
brownies on a table.

Thatherton:
(snickering to himself) “The joke’s on him; he’s gonna be
feeling those laxatives in the morning.”

Just then, Bobby comes
running to Hank.

Bobby: “Dad,
we won!”

Hank: “We
did, too!”

Bobby: “I
guess this means we’re both winners.”

Hank: “Guess
what else it means?”

Bobby: “What?”

Hank: “This
is your first real trophy…ever!”

Bobby gasps in
surprise.

Hank: “What
happened to your ‘new coach’?”

Bobby: “He
wasn’t around for too much of the game. Don’t know where he’s been,
though.”

Cotton starts
screaming as he’s running from the bar section. Two men are chasing
him.

Cotton: “They
were wearing bikinis, and all the men had smokes and beers! How was I
to know it wasn’t a strip club!”

Cotton starts
screaming as he runs out the door.

Bobby: “Well,
there goes our new team captain.”

Hank: “Bobby,
if anybody deserves to be team captain, it’s you.”

Hank hands Bobby the
Aviators Captain shirt, the same one that Cotton had removed at some
point. Bobby smiles.

A voice calls Bobby
from behind him.

Daniel: “Hey
Bobby!”

“Sorry I ever
doubted you!” (gives him thumbs up)

Bobby: (in
narrative) “I guess it’s true…miracles can happen.”

They walk together
towards the party celebrating victory for both teams.

Scene VI – A Day at
the Park

On a breezy day in the
park, some people are enjoying time in the meadow flying kites.
Luanne is nearby picking some flowers.

Just then, she hears
some rustling in the bushes. She tries to ignore it. She hears more
rustling, and turns the cheek. The rustling continues, and Luanne
makes her way towards the bushes. The rustling stops as the shadowy
figure runs off.

Luanne walks back to
collect more flowers. She then hears some approaching footsteps. They
get closer, and closer, and closer, until…

…someone touches her
shoulders. She makes a surprised yelp.

Connie: “LEAP
FROG!”

She leaps onto
Luanne’s shoulders, and Luanne wobbles around, until the both go
tumbling into the grass. The girls share a laugh.

As the girls stare
into the clouds, they talk.

Luanne: “How
are things with Joseph?”

Connie: “Eh,
we’re still working a few things out. We’ll still be going to the
theatre next week.”

“How are things with
you?”

Luanne: “Could
be better. I thought I saw Rad at the supermarket the other day.
Turns out it was a look-a-like named Brad.”

Connie: “Oh…”

“If you’re not busy,
wanna hang out tonight?”

Luanne: “True
friends…”

Connie: “True
hearts…”

Luanne & Connie:
“That is what counts in life.”

The girls reconfirm
their friendship with a pinky promise.

Scene VII – The New
Champions

Colored flags are hung
up at Strickland Propane.

On their lunch break,
Hank, Buck Strickland, and the other team members stand as they look
gracefully at the trophy in Strickland’s office. The song America
the Beautiful plays…

At Arlen High, Bobby
finishes shining something. He steps back, as he, Dooley, Goth Girl,
and Clark look at it.

Bobby: “We
are The Champions.”

The four teammates
stand in unison as they look gracefully at their trophy in the
display case. The song America the Beautiful continues…

(end of Act III)

The
End

Tagline:

Dooley: “My pride is
gone.”