King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dale Vader Chapter 6
WARNING: Since many of you want to know who is Obi-Wan in Dale’s dream, get ready to be shocked.
In his dream, Dale dreamt of more things that he did as Anakin. He dreamt that he drank beer with his Jedi pals, outside of the Jedi temple. Bill was Mace Windu. As you all know, John Redcorn was Yoda, Cotton (Hank’s Dad) was Obi-Wan, and for some weird reason, Hank was Luke Skywalker.
They all just drank beer and had fun conversations. Meanwhile, Nancy had C-3PO and R2-D2 watch over her, while Dale was gone. Bobby was C-3PO and he did many funny things as the yellowish-goldish robot. On the other hand, Joseph was R2, but R2 looked a lot cooler. He was like Han Solo, but yet he could equip weapons, or tools to get out of tight spots.
“Do you still remember the times we had as student and teacher Master?” Dale asked. “Yeah, I remember disciplining your ass.” Cotton replied. “I remember makin you do a million push-ups.” he added. Then Dale reminisced on the push ups he did for Cotton, and while he did them, Cotton yelled at him like crazy, just to motivate him. “Yeah, those were good days.” Dale stated. “Now drop down and give me twenty.” Cotton stated sarcastically.
Hank was the perfect guy in Dale’s dreams. He was from the future, and he was the best and last Jedi. He even married Princess Leia (Peggy). Since Dale always thought that Leia was not Luke’s sister, so he used his thought in his dream. But just as he was having fun, he saw so much chaos, and that many people were dying. He found out that Bill was fighting Octavio.
Octavio was just zapping Bill’s lightsaber with force lightning, but when Bill fought back, and was about to kill him, Octavio uttered, “Save me Dale. He’s going to kill Nancy. Please save me.” Then Dale yelled, “NO!” as he took out golf club and slashed Bill’s head off.
Then Dale wreaked havok all until he confronted Cotton. As Dale slept, he was laughing and wondering what Hank was not telling him.